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There was a blonde and she was tired of all the dumb blonde jokes. She went to a club and she met a man and he said:

"If you repeat everything you hear, everyone will think you're the smartest person ever."

The blonde took his advice and decided to repeat everything she heard.

The next day she went to a pre-school, the teacher asked a question, and all the little kids scream "ME! ME! ME!"

Then she went to a resteraunt, and she heard "Fork and knife."

Later she went to watch TV, when the commercial came on, she heard "Plug it in, plug it in."

The next day, a man was murdered.

The police didn't know who it was, so they asked. The blonde replied :

"ME! ME! ME!"

They took her to trial. They asked her what she killed him with, she replied:

"Fork and knife."

They told her she would have to be put in the electric chair. She replied:
"Plug it in, plug it in."

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her.

Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first class; I'm afraid you'll have to move.'

The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a model.'

Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.

The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely, 'I'm sorry, Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll have to move back.'

The blonde replies, sweetly, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a model' -- and shows no signs of moving.

Frustrated, the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he'll deal with the problem.

He turns over flight control, walks to the rear, and observes the blonde seated comfortably in first class.

Approaching her with a smile, the captain leans over and speaks quietly into the blonde's ear. Almost immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up, and moves quickly to the coach compartment. Amazed, the senior flight attendant asks the captain, 'Captain, I'm impressed ... what did you say to her?'

The captain grinned slyly and said, 'I just told her that the first class cabin doesn't go to New York.'

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